#suicidal-thoughts

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."