#suicidal-thoughts

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."