#suicidal-thoughts

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."