#suicidal-thoughts

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."