#suicidal-thoughts

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."