#suicidal-thoughts

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

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"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."