#suicidal-thoughts

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."