#suicidal-thoughts

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."