#suicidal-thoughts

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."