#suicidal-thoughts

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."