#suicidal-thoughts

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."