#suicidal-thoughts

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."