#suicidal-thoughts

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."