#suicidal-thoughts

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"