#suicidal-thoughts

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."