#suicidal-thoughts

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."