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"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."
"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."
"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."
"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."
"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."
"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"
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"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."