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"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."
"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."