#suicidal-thoughts

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."