#suicidal-thoughts

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

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"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."