#suicidal-thoughts

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."