#suicidal-thoughts

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."