"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."
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"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."
"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."
"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."
"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."
"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."
"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."