#Taste

"Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)"

"In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form of protest. At a time when mass marketing of food produces a product so disgusting that it has to be wrapped in distracting gimmicks to be sold, the mere fact of paying attention to what you eat and drink and telling the truth about taste is a revolutionary act."

"You can believe in whatsoever you like, but the truth remains the truth, no matter how sweet the lie may taste."

"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."