#teachings

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."