#teachings

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."