#teachings

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."