"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
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"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."
"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."
"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."