"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
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"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."
"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."
"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."
"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."
"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."
"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."
"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."