#teachings

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."