#teachings

"We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."