#teachings

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"