#teachings

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."