#teachings

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"