#teachings

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"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."