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"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."
"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."
"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."
"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."