#teachings

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."