#teachings

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."