"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."
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"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"
"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."
"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."
"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."
"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."