#teachings

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Anything that you learn becomes your wealth, a wealth that cannot be taken away from you; whether you learn it in a building called school or in the school of life. To learn something new is a timeless pleasure and a valuable treasure. And not all things that you learn are taught to you, but many things that you learn you realize you have taught yourself."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."