#Wife

"Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human."

"There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it."

"I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way."

"No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed."

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me."

"We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence."

"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits."