#Wife

"My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you."

"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits."

"I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way."

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

"I love my wife. We FaceTime and we talk on the phone and she travels to come see me when she can. But she works as well. But we see each other a lot more than people would think, though, because we make it happen and we love each other so much."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."