#Wife

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."

"My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you."

"On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!"

"I cannot say for certain if there is such a thing as love at first sight, but I do know that the moment I first glimpsed Winnie Nomzamo, I knew that I wanted to have her as my wife."

"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."

"My wife has a good sense of humor, and instead of calling me psychic with my novels, she simply refers to me as being 'psycho.' That's because multiple things in my books have come true."

"There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"You will never find the real truth among people that are insecure or have egos to protect. Truth over time becomes either guarded or twisted as their perspective changes; it changes with the seasons of their shame, love, hope or pride."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence."

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife."

"You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like."

"My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving."

"A happy wife is a happy life."

"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine."

"No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed."