Beryl Dov

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."