life

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"A joke is a very serious thing."

"Never lose faith in yourself, and never lose hope; remember, even when this world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still always hope."

"Maybe this world is another planet’s hell."

"When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice."

"You know how the tightrope guy at the circus wants everyone to believe his act is an art, but deep down you can see that he's really just hoping he makes it all the way across?"

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."

"Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you."

"I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed. Punch the clock, head for home, check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed, dream of you. That's what I am doing these days."

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."

"Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books."

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come."

"In the end, the end of a life only matters to friends, family, and other folks you used to know. For everyone else, it's just another end."

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."

"You can never know about about your own destiny: are the people you meet there to play a part on your oun destiny, or do you exist just to play a role in theirs?"

"The greatest pleasure of life is love."

"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need."

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."