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"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"A thought is a Cosmic Order waiting to happen."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"While I sleep, I dream of you, and when I wake, I long to hold you in my arms. If anything, our time apart has only made me more certain that I want to spend my nights by your side, and my days with your heart."