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"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Appreciate every little beautiful moment in every day of your life. Give it a try and you'll see the world from another perspective."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what it's saying."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"For us to regard others as worthy, we have to begin by regarding ourselves as worthy."