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"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Instead of saying, "I'm damaged, I'm broken, I have trust issues"say "I'm healing, I'm rediscovering myself, I'm starting over."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"To heal physically, one must heal the emotional aspect of the issue first or it will resurface in another way."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Problems are inevitable. Happiness is optional."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence."

"When I discover who I am, I’ll be free."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love."