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"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Acknowledgement is possession. When you acknowledge, think or have conviction in something, it actually will come true."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Child, child, do you not see? For each of us comes a time when we must be more than what we are."

"you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."