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"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Inaction creates nothing. Action creates success."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Every goal first started as something in our mind. You have it all within you!"

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