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"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"The goal is to learn to be nurturing with yourself so you can feel free."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Concurrent time is a state of time where all the happenings occur at the same time. The creations of the present are influenced by both the past and the future actions and all the three interact where even a future event can change what can happen in the present."

"I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes."

"Engrave beautiful and delightful thoughts in your mind. Forgive, let go, be good and keep positive. The Universe is after all a lovely place to be in and it will take care of you. It will bestow you with all the happiness that you can imagine because what you draw on the canvas of your mind, comes to picture."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."