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"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Winning is great, but if it's not enough then then you'll never have enough!"

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"The joy from eating does not come from the exclusivity of the food, but instead from the sensitivity that we eat it with."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."