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"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."