#Flavor

"My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor."

"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."

"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."

"In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up."