Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard."

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