Random Inspirational Quotes

"People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn't. It continues and is ever-changing."

"I think you grow wherever God plants you. I hope I'm growing as a person of faith, as a Christian. That should be our number one objective this journey of life. That all starts with a personal intimate relationship with Christ and then being in prayer every single day about all of those things - being tenacious about it."

"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."

"Nothing's perfect, the world's not perfect. But it's there for us, trying the best it can; that's what makes it so damn beautiful."

"The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you."

"Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us."

"As to women, I agree that each has three or four souls, but none of them a reasoning one."

"I think that we're all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better - and maybe not all that much better after all."

"If God is omnipotent and omniscient, why didn't he start the universe out in the first place so it would come out the way he wants? Why's he constantly repairing and complaining? No, there's one thing the Bible makes clear: The biblical God is a sloppy manufacturer. He's not good at design, he's not good at execution. He'd be out of business, if there was any competition."

"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."

"Some piously record 'In the beginning God', but I say 'In the beginning hydrogen'."

"The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story."

"The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differ from the dead."

"It is therefore senseless to think of complaining since nothing foreign has decided what we feel, what we live, or what we are."

"When mankind is drowning in a multitude of problems, swimming is not the solution. The solution is reaching higher ground which is the ultimate salvation."

"Libraries should be open to all - except the censor.[Response to questionnaire in Saturday Review, October 29 1960]"

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"Never curse a fall. The ground is where humility lives."

"My brother and I had a real love-hate relationship with my success. There was some bitterness there that I didn't understand until recently, but I told him that if I ever did a record I wanted him to play on it."

"Beliefs are not related to religion but they are basically about who you are."