Random Inspirational Quotes

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup.Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, blusher and lipstick who died that it might all have been possible. But who died in vain."

"I have come with this message: since our gods and our aspirations are no longer anything but scientific, why shouldn't our loves be so too?"

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."

"Soldiers live. He dies and not you, and you feel guilty, because you're glad he died, and not you. Soldiers live, and wonder why."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so hot their high heels sink a half-inch into the pavement.The trick is to do all the talking yourself. Pretty soon, they'll look at their watches and say, 'Speaking of end times, wouldja look at what time it is now!"

"In moments of prayer, people tend to pose as a critic and point out percieved flaws in God's art."

"Never pause unless you have a reason for it, but when you pause, pause as long as you can."

"Ninety percent of everything you believe you can achieve in life you will."

"Life is like a rape. If we cannot resist it, split the legs and enjoy it."

"It is important to view knowledge as sort of a semantic tree -- make sure you understand the fundamental principles, ie the trunk and big branches, before you get into the leaves/details or there is nothing for them to hang on to."

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"All that is not God is death."

"Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother."

"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."

"Oh the beauty of nature! Oh the magical heart touching flower.My heart wants to bloom like you with love, joy, and laughter."

"As I saw it, all my mother's life, my father held her down, like lead strapped to her ankles.She wasbuoyant by nature;she wanted to travel,go to the theater, go to museums.What he wantedwas to lie on the couchwith the Timesover his face,so that death, when it came,wouldn't seem a significant change."

"Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation."