Random Inspirational Quotes

"If you learn to really sit with loneliness and embrace it for the gift that it is…an opportunity to get to know YOU, to learn how strong you really are, to depend on no one but YOU for your happiness…you will realize that a little loneliness goes a LONG way in creating a richer, deeper, more vibrant and colorful YOU."

"But the lover's power is the poet's power. He can make love from all the common strings with which this world is strung."

"I am solitary as grass. What is it I miss?Shall I ever find it, whatever it is?"

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate."

"الكتب كالبشر .. قليل منها يلعب دورا عظيما"

"the body is wiser than its inhabitants. the body is the soul. the body is god’s messenger."

"I wish we could sometimes love the characters in real life as we love the characters in romances. There are a great many human souls whom we should accept more kindly, and even appreciate more clearly, if we simply thought of them as people in a story."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."

"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras."

"Things do not change; we change."

"Every artist was first an amateur."

"Getting rid of poverty is not about making the rich more aware: it’s about educating the poor and empowering them from within."

"Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension."

"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."

"He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less."

"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."