Random Inspirational Quotes

"The day will bring hope for me,"said Aragorn. "Is it not said that no foe has ever taken the Hornburg, if men defended it?""So the minstrels say,"said Éomer."Then let us defend it, and hope!"

"When relationships fail it is usually because someone chooses not to show up for the battle."

"It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Donde termina el arco iris,en tu alma o en el horizonte?Where does the rainbow end,in your soul or on the horizon?"

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"Only from the soul can you see the magic."

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."

"I look for a sign. Where to go next. you never know when you'll get one. Even the most faithless among us are waiting to be proven wrong."

"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same."

"Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat,"I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven.""Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy."

"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."

"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."

"I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head over another woman again."

"Don't you ever mind,"she asked suddenly, "not being rich enough to buy all the books you want?"

"I am not what you are. I am only what I can see. I am me."