Random Inspirational Quotes

"Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and imagination, but he was also, perhaps, the first man in the history of the species who had made an emergency landing and had come close to killing himself and his sweetheart simply to make love in a field of violets."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love."

"You can do what you decide to do — but you cannot decide what you will decide to do."

"Few things are more deceptive than memories."

"He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer."

"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit."

"The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone's comfort"

"Moral wounds have this peculiarity - they may be hidden, but they never close; always painful, always ready to bleed when touched, they remain fresh and open in the heart."

"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."

"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."

"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"All that we call human history--money, poverty, ambition, war, prostitution, classes, empires, slavery--[is] the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."

"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success."

"And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny."

"Using your talent, hobby or profession in a way that makes you contribute with something good to this world is truly the way to go."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"Believe and achieve with Cosmic Ordering."

"Could we wear spandex and blow things up?"