Random Inspirational Quotes

"A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes."

"To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust."

"When you believe and act on your dreams, your dreams will become a reality."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"The more I love, the more I get lost in love."

"The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"If you want to really know something you have to observe or experience it in person; if you claim to know something on the basis of hearsay, or on happening to see it in a book, you'll be a laughingstock to those who really know."

"I read in self-defense."

"It all comes down to who is by your side and who is willing to stand up for love even when it seems impossible."

"When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them."

"Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn."

"I'll tell you something, Harpy,"he said, his voice almost a whisper now. "It never even occurred to me that we wouldn't make it. And it never occurred to you that we would. You were just waiting for us to go down in flames. I thought we could get through anything."

"I caught myself thinking about falling in love with someone who I hoped was out there right now thinking about the possibility of me, but I quickly banished the notion. It was that kind of thinking that landed me in this situation to begin with. Hope can ruin you."

"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes."

"Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!)."