#cats

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"

"I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear."

"To err is human, to purr is feline."

"Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own."

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

"You fuck - you ate my cat!"

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons."

"I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior code, I love him more that I could imagine loving any other cat. And if Fireheart knew, would he love me, too?- Sandstorm"

"Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names."

"I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy."

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."

"She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats."

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world.""Sweet,"put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth."

"To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats"