#cats

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"You fuck - you ate my cat!"

"To err is human, to purr is feline."

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior code, I love him more that I could imagine loving any other cat. And if Fireheart knew, would he love me, too?- Sandstorm"

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."

"I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats."

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."

"I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley)."

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats."

"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."

"To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats"

"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"

"Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world.""Sweet,"put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth."