"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."
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4 quotes about drinks
Discover inspiring drinks quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about drinks to inspire your life.
drinks Quotes
"I love coffee cake, but I would prefer if it were just a little more drinkable. I almost choked while chugging some this morning, and if it weren’t for the fluid nature of clownfish, I might have caught feelings for Hillary using a basketball net."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."
"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."